Buttkiss & Kissbutt Answer Questions

Hi Edna, we want to thank you preemptively for your inevitable email to badplanningpod@gmail.com. We are steadfast in our commitment to bring you high quality content by sucking the bone marrow from your originality and using it to fuel our badly-planned episodes. ("Badly" is a shitty adverb but it's literally the name of our podcast) Wonderful. In today's episode, Quill & Audrey answer questions emailed in by our lovely listeners:

• Linda from Birtchfield, Lincolnshire
• Barry from The Independent
• Cameron Sexton from NASHVILLE, NOT CROSSVILLE (fuck you Cameron)
• Tig Ol' Bitterson III (no idea where he's from)
• Mathilda Hurtlocker from Schweinfurt, Germany
• Brittney Beyond Meat from The Frozen Section
• Steven Biersack from Chunky, Mississippi

Thanks to these loyal listeners, we have some gorgeous cameos from today's episode:

• Weight gain boobs
• Us staying on our white-lie-advocating bullshit
• British teeth & the royals (both bad)
• Audrey being big mad about Europe judging the US so hard and then proceeding to swiftly judge New Jersey with her whole being
• Us agreeing to disagree on both New Jersey and Switzerland
• Brussel sprouts & methane gas 
• Quill being a water-logged wrinkly bitch .
• A objectifying yet polite discussion on male body parts and their desirability