SCANDALGUST: Bartreese Did Teapot Dome

Hi Nan! WELCOME TO SCANDALGUST, the month where the weather is hot but the scandals are like bare legs going down a tin slide that has been sitting in the Georgia sun for DECADES. Did someone say tetanus-infected third-degree burns? I did. And I will again.

 (Synonym for "anyway"), in this inaugural episode of SCANDALGUST we thought we'd add to the steaming discourse of the many dangers of giving mediocre white men LOTS of unchecked power, as demonstrated by the current political climate of the United States...but also demonstrated by the Teapot Dome Scandal, which is what this episode is about lolol.

Now that we wrote a whole dissertation about the fact that today's episode is about the Teapot Dome Scandal, here are the cameos from today's episode:

• Audrey almost dropping her very expensive law school iPad not once but twice
• A political scandal involving a bunch of greedy, horny, mediocre white men…WHO IS SURPRISED
• Harding’s presidency giving damp dish towel…and BLOWHIO
• Harding being HARD for the ladies and basically dying due to the stress of being a SCANDALOUS QUEEN
• Albert Bartreese Fall
• "Can I get a side of cultural heritage" - Quill
• The Republican National Committee doing classic RNC things
• Quill and Audrey taking “Which President Are You” quizzes and being absolutely chuffed by the result

Bye.