"God Bless Sun Tzu & Judith Martin" - Us, 2023

Hi Clint, if you had even a shred of artistic sense you'd be able to tell from the title that this episode is about quotes. But for those of us who aren't members of the Gifted & Talented Program, we spend today's episode sharing quotes from a resplendent mix of historical figures.  Spoiler alert, we find out that every quote in history is dripping in context. duh 

Cameos include:

• Audrey & Quill getting wet about receiving letters from men, sans the part where they call you a ‘sweet little whore’ by candlelight 
• Audrey's dream buttcheek tattoo inspired by daddy of war, Sun Tzu: "formlessness" on the right and "soundlessness" on the left. Classy.
• People who think they know everything saying “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
• Leviticus 6:9, Matthew 4:20; and Becky 4:8, the best chapters in  God's fictional novel, The Bible 
• “I go to BU and my name’s Clitty Lint” - Clint from BU
• Professors wanting to dive headfirst into the depths of Quill and his whole aura, surrounded by the Irish landscape and multiple tipped-over sheep, with the entire class as a witness. Can you say Title IX?

Let's hope one of our quotes makes it big some day, but it won't, will it? BECAUSE YOU DON'T READ OUR DESCRIPTIONS.