Hi Linda,It's Thanksgiving and this file corrupted so I had to edit it again! But honestly I deserve it as a descendant from colonists on a holiday that literally celebrates colonialism??? Like come on you guys. Anyway, enj...

I just can't y'all. 30 minutes from now you won't need a description, suck it up.

Are you going to understand this title? Probably not, but it’s not our responsibility at this point. Use your imagination <3

Hi Kevin,Welcome to the first episode of #NO(THEME)BER, the month where we free ourselves from thematic cages and do whatever the hell we want. Fuck ya. It's also the month of brevity, so here are the cameos:The tenuous dyna...

Hi Saturn,What a cute celestial name. Anyway, it's hell week for both of us so here are the cameos from the episode where we talk about spooky art to close out #OCTOOKY:Audrey’s love for scary children’s book illustrations

Hi Matt......................First of all, fuck you. Second of all welcome to the penultimate episode of OCTOOKY!! In today's episode, Quill and Audrey shoot the spooky shit and talk about everything under the full moon, including gossi...

Hi Stella. Whatever you do… don’t break into the basement of that old fucking mansion in your culdesac, take the book that is bound in human skin, and then be surprised when reading it kills all your closest family and friends. This is ...

Hi Chucky!!Welcome to the first episode of OCTOOKY, the month where the vibes are sinister but the stories are like a minister gently resting his hand on your leg during mass…If that didn’t make sense to you, then idk what to te...

Hello Floptina,We are devastated to inform you that this week's episode CASUALLY STOPPED RECORDING LIKE 15 MINUTES IN. In the LAST episode of REACTEMBER, we paid homage to the month by somehow managing to polish the steaming turd of med...

Hi Felicity, The next time you go to Tegucigalpa, consider flying out of the Denver Airport. Why, you ask? Because we know what you really want is to be met with frightening horse statues with glowing eyes and murals simultaneously...

Hi Melissa (if that's your real name...),Welcome to the second installment of Reactember! **A crowd of 16 consistent listeners goes wild**Join Quill & Audrey as they dive into the chaotic and (genuinely) dangerous world of c...

Hi Amy,Welcome to the first episode of REACTEMBER - where the media is toxic but, who are we kidding, so are we. <3  If it wasn't already painfully obvious by our ingenious combination of the words "react" and "September," Bad Pl...

Hi Jacoby,"Let's make this episode about quotes." – Us, 2023.For those of you who scored below average on their SAT, this episode is about quotes. If that wasn't clear, someone needs to work on their deductive reasoning. (It's n...

Hi Kim! Welcome to the penultimate episode of SCANDALGUST. Not going to lie, we weren't into it last week, but we've had a huge change of heart and now we're really sad to see her go. In today's episode, Quill & Audrey continue...

Hi Wanda, let's cut to the chase...we really don't want to do scandals anymore, but that sucks for us because we're knee-deep in SCANDALGUST and we have two more scandal-oriented episodes in the pipeline. #layingpipe #whatevenisapipeline #frack...

Hi Janet! Listen, last week we talked about the audacity of White Men and this week we're basically talking about the exact same thing because it's the Media (+ Justin Timberlake lol). Welcome to the second installment of SCANDALGUST...the mont...

Hi Nan! WELCOME TO SCANDALGUST, the month where the weather is hot but the scandals are like bare legs going down a tin slide that has been sitting in the Georgia sun for DECADES. Did someone say tetanus-infected third-degree burns? I did. And ...

Hello Citronella, did you forget about us? Of course you did, because we didn't get a single email from any of you over the three months we've been gone. Way to kick us while we're down on the ground choking on the absolutely CHUNKY air quality...

Hi Bitches, we fucking did it. Season two is over. Fuck you guys (except the listener from Germany, we love you Frauline, please don't ever stop listening and please email us your actual name). Don't listen to this episode TOO MUCH because we d...

Hi Cliffany, in today's episode, join Tiffany & Biffany for the LAST episode of Sex Month (insert crying shitting and throwing up emoji here but also fire emoji, nails emoji, and knife emoji) where we discuss the 30,000 year history of sex ...

Hi Fräuline, we're super fucking grumpy right now and don't want to spend too much time writing a description you couldn't care less about. Fuck you except for the person from Germany who listens to us every week - we love you so much. 

Hi Ann, join  Syphilis the Clap & Bethany Boils-On-Your-Ass for the second episode of Sex Month, brought to you by loose buttholes and even loose-er sex education guidelines in the United States. Can you say "proud to be an American?" ...

Hi Euripedes, you wouldn't know it because you don't read our descriptions, but today's episode is the FIRST episode of Sex Month™,  a month where we talk about sex, much to our surprise. Join Quill & Audrey as they struggle to ...

Hi Clint, if you had even a shred of artistic sense you'd be able to tell from the title that this episode is about quotes. But for those of us who aren't members of the Gifted & Talented Program, we spend today's episode sharing quotes fro...

Hi Edna, we want to thank you preemptively for your inevitable email to badplanningpod@gmail.com. We are steadfast in our commitment to bring you high quality content by sucking the bone marrow from your originality and using it to fuel our bad...