Sex Month: Salacious or Shameful? A Holesome Dialogue (Part I)

Hi Ann, join  Syphilis the Clap & Bethany Boils-On-Your-Ass for the second episode of Sex Month, brought to you by loose buttholes and even loose-er sex education guidelines in the United States. Can you say "proud to be an American?" because we can't. Anyway, in today's sexy episode we react to responses from Bad Girls Bible's succinctly-titled survey "1,012 People Explain Their Most Embarrassing Sex Stories,"  and review the sex education policies that Utah, Wyoming, New Jersey, and California are rolling out to this generation's kids. Yikesssss

This episode's sexy cameos include:

• Audrey choking on her elixir. That’s what you get for trying to better yourself. 
• Quantifying qualitative data. The key to our hearts.
• Sexually burping sweet, gastrointestinal nothings into your partner’s ear. In the words of Quill “I don’t want you to burp in one of my holes” 
• Audrey getting defensive over queefs 
• Us being confused about accidental anal and society’s overly-casual attitude towards it #looseb-holingitupinthesesheets #analfomo
• The US teaching sexual refusal skills instead of CONSENT

And in the most special cameo of them all, we do you a huge favor and bring back the song of the week with some ass clapping tunes from our own personal playlists. <3