Sex Month: Piercing or Poontang? A Holesome Dialogue (Part II)

Hi Fräuline, we're super fucking grumpy right now and don't want to spend too much time writing a description you couldn't care less about. Fuck you except for the person from Germany who listens to us every week - we love you so much. 

This episode is part II of last week's episode, which was part I of this week's episode, if you can believe it. We reacted to whatever sex stories we were able to find in under an hour and then took an intimacy quiz...what more do you want us to say?

Anyway, you know the drill. Cameos include:

• Billowing foreskin & gorilla grip poontang
• Getting douched upon being a very interactive stripper choice 
• Audrey confirming she has never sucked on someone’s Prince Albert but would indeed vom if she got a whiff of the piercing smell
• Quill would rather have sex on a bed of wood chips than on his parents bed
• Audrey having to breakdown the mechanics of why couch sex is better for hip mobility #flexibleprivilege #cryptkeeperinthehips
• The transition between banter and sexy talk being Quill’s happy place
• Audrey subscribing Quill to https://www.sarasense.com/intimacyquiz

BYE SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR THE LAST EPISODE OF SEX MONTH. YOU'RE WELCUM <3