(Season) Three's A Crowd

Hello Citronella, did you forget about us? Of course you did, because we didn't get a single email from any of you over the three months we've been gone. Way to kick us while we're down on the ground choking on the absolutely CHUNKY air quality that has been plaguing the Northeast for the better part of this summer.

Anyway, to kick off Season THREE, hosts Quill & Audrey share manifestations for S3, recap their summer adventures, and generally welcome you ungrateful, disengaged  motherfuckers back into our warm bosoms <3 

Now moisten your dry-ass palette for these cameos:

• Audrey’s sexy and sweltering move to DC
• Quill’s cheeks swimming in the blistering NYC subway heat
• Audrey's meaningless and petty beef with an unnamed podcast that we've ALWAYS SAID THAT WE'RE BETTER THAN <3. That is huge tea if you read between the lines, but you won't because you don't read our descriptions.
• Quill's personal goal to get his tongue to the roof of his mouth and enunciate 
• England's ineffective approach to A/C...it might as well be an intern fucking blowing air at you through a straw from the corner of a 30,000 sq ft warehouse
• Us begging on our knees for one of you to just fucking engage with us 

We also gave you our whole ass plan for Season 3 while also not guaranteeing any of it because it’s called Bad Planning for a reason:

• SCANDALGUST
• REACTEMBER
• OCTOOKY
• NOTHEM(E)BER

If the above themes aren't as obvious as they should be, we have a fucking EMAIL that we've been asking you to connect with us on. We've literally tried to create ample opportunities for you to connect through one of our various channels so GOD HELP ME if we have to go to Threads we will.  

Best,
Bad Planning (badplanningpod@gmail.com)