SCANDALGUST: Super Bowl NippleGate? More Like Nipple Bowl SuperHATE

Hi Janet! Listen, last week we talked about the audacity of White Men and this week we're basically talking about the exact same thing because it's the Media (+ Justin Timberlake lol). Welcome to the second installment of SCANDALGUST...the month where the weather is hot but the scandals are like the inside of a pepperoni Pizza Roll fresh out of the oven at your parents' Super Bowl Halftime Party in the early 2000s.

Picture this...you're 7. You just got inside from a long day of running unsupervised through your cul-de-sac with a popsicle DRIPPING down your arm in the hot sun and now you're all sticky. Great. Now picture your sticky finger reaching for the remote to turn on Super Bowl XXXVIII (can we talk about how fucking annoying roman numerals are) when your father quite positively clotheslines you on his way to turn off the TV because of AN INNOCENTLY FREED NIPPLE on an even MORE innocent pop star named JANET JACKSON. Queen. 

In today's episode Quill recaps the dramatic and misogynistic response to a wardrobe malfunction on the national stage. If Justin's gonna have you naked by the end of this song then we're going to have you FIRED UP in red hot feminist rage by the end of this episode. 

Cameos include:

• Our four nipples
• Janet's one nipple
• The void-like lack of damage to Justin Timberlake's career post-nipple gate
• An ironically OUT of sync sense of accountability from NSYNC's finest 
• The media being MEAN, MEAN BITCHES, only caring about controlling women's bodies and taking away gay rights
• Scooter Braun's dirty-looking upper lip area 

In Janet's name we praise,
Bad Planning (badplanningpod@gmail.com)