SCANDALGUST: Addressing Scandals With Certitude

Hi Jacoby,

"Let's make this episode about quotes." – Us, 2023.

For those of you who scored below average on their SAT, this episode is about quotes. If that wasn't clear, someone needs to work on their deductive reasoning. (It's not us in case, in case someone REALLY needs to work on their deductive reasoning.)

In the last episode of Scandalgust (sad...), Quill & Audrey play a game of "Who Said It?" where the rules are simple: guess which scandalous individual said the quote that the other person brought to the table. But to make it interesting, you have to pick from a list of scandalous individuals that is actually much longer than the number of quotes we have. Have you ever been less interested in a game? Because same.

The cameos may or may not include:

• Caligula: Roman Emperor
• Martha Stewart: Retail businesswoman
• Tony Hayward: “British businesswoman” according to Quill but for the record this is a man
• Anthony Weiner: Has certitude
• Issa Rae: No introduction needed
• Kristin Stewart: Actor, lesbian
• Tyra Banks - America’s Next Top Model, also a model, sometimes kind of a a bitch, but also…an icon, but Namoi did it better
• Richard Nixon: Asshole
• Hugh Grant: Sometimes ALSO kind of an asshole dude, British actor
• Doja Cat: Bitch I’m a cow, COVID pandemic extraordinaire, does a lot of songs

Fastidiously,
Bad Planning (badplanningpod@gmail.com)

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