OCTOOKY: Pennywise Frantically Sucking Your Toes

Hi Chucky!!

Welcome to the first episode of OCTOOKY, the month where the vibes are sinister but the stories are like a minister gently resting his hand on your leg during mass…

If that didn’t make sense to you, then idk what to tell you. It’s called using your imagination.

In today’s episode, Quill & Audrey return to their roots and dive into the world of horror villains…but like into a pretty shallow pool because all we do is play a ranking game with said villains. In fact “dive” is probably not a super great word. It’s more like “skim the surface with a series of hypotheticals.” But I think you get the fucking idea <3 

Cameos include: 

• The audible pain in our voices as we try to push through technical difficulties with a good attitude <3 
• Tonsil stones dislodging into your mouth
• Walruses driving Ubers
• Parasitic, vestigial twins
• An almost academic dissection of toe sucking 
• The Terrifier slaying the runway
• Armie Hammer being himself

TBH that was a SUPER GOOD start to OCTOOKY, y’all. Keep your hopes up for us having another cute one next week.

See you later, scary!

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